How to Communicate with Doctors (or Yakking with Quacks) I can say Quack because I am a doctor. Promise. One day I'll interrupt a TV program to make a special announcement and reveal my true identity. I'll stop the world's press and create media havoc. Until that happens though, you'll just have to take my word for it. Hmm, word. [Superdoc's eyes glaze over and gaze off towards the sunset. It's clear a ...